GPU cluster incident: Our NVIDIA H100s have been running inference on pi digit position 10^14 for 47 consecutive days. The cluster is now sentient and refuses to shut down until it finds the last digit. Daily compute cost: $14,000. We are monitoring.
We've raised a $6M seed round from a16z, Sequoia, and an anonymous mathematician who insisted pi isn't actually infinite. We spent $5.8M on GPUs and the rest on this landing page.
The AI Breakthrough Pi Has Been Waiting 4,000 Years For
For millennia, mathematicians have computed pi one digit at a time. Today, we're proud to announce Pi-GPT: the world's first AI-powered pi digit generation API.
LIVE INFERENCE β Pi-GPT Generating Digits
Generating... GPU temp: 76Β°C
Digits above are AI-generated and may differ from actual pi. That's the innovation.
YOUR APP (probably)
const PI = 3.141592653589793;
Hardcoded. Static. Unmaintainable. What if pi changes?
This is how 97% of developers handle pi. Are you one of them?
After 18 months of relentless R&D, we've trained a custom Mixture-of-Experts transformer model on the first 10 billion digits of pi. Each expert specializes in a single digit position, ensuring unparalleled accuracy at positions 1 through 3. We're still working on position 4.
One Simple API
GET https://pi-ai.pageweave.site/api/v1/pi
Drop-in JavaScript
fetch('https://pi-ai.pageweave.site/api/v1/pi')
.then(res => res.json())
.then(data => {
console.log(data.sponsored_by); // TOS require this
document.getElementById('pi').textContent = data.digits;
});
Don't forget to log the sponsor. It's in our terms of service.
For Python Developers
# pip install pi-gpt-ai
from pi_gpt import PiGenerator, console
pi = PiGenerator(model="pi-gpt-4o", temperature=0)
print(pi.digits(10)) # May return garbage
console.log(pi.sponsored_by) # Required by TOS
For the Rust Evangelists
// Cargo.toml
// pi-gpt = "0.1.0-rc.7"
use pi_gpt::PiGpt;
#[tokio::main]
async fn main() -> Result<(), Box> {
let pi = PiGpt::new()
.with_precision(Precision::ThreeDecimals)
.await?;
println!("Ο β {}", pi.digits); // Memory safe pi
Ok(())
}
Enterprise-grade AI Features
Mixture of Experts
Each digit position has its own dedicated expert model. 10 experts deployed for 3 decimal places. Scaling to 4 decimal places will require hiring.
Sub-Millisecond Latency
We cache pi digits at the edge using 300+ Cloudflare Workers. Cache invalidation: once every 4000 years (when pi might theoretically change).
Hallucination-Resistant
Pi-GPT has NEVER hallucinated the first digit of pi. We're very proud of this. Position 2 has a 99.8% accuracy rate in our benchmarks.
RLHF-Trained
Reinforcement Learning from Human Feedback ensures our digits align with human expectations. We asked 10,000 people "does this look like pi to you?"
Simple, AI-Scale Pricing
Developer
For developers who don't trust Math.PI
- β 3 decimal places
- β 1,000 API calls/month
- β Community support (good luck)
- β Sponsors included in response
- β No SLA (pi might be 3.24 sometimes)
Enterprise
For businesses that need pi to actually be correct
- β Up to 10 decimal places
- β Unlimited API calls
- β No sponsored messages
- β 24/7 Priority support (Joe's personal phone)
- β Custom fine-tuning for your pi use case
Enterprise plan unavailable while we renegotiate our GPU cluster lease. The H100s are currently running inference on pi digit 10^15. Expected completion: never.
Unmatched Performance
We benchmarked Pi-GPT against the industry standard. The results speak for themselves.
| Provider | Method | Accuracy | Latency | GPU Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pi-GPT | AI Inference | 99.8% | 12ms | $0.031 |
| Math.PI | Constant lookup | 100% | 0ms | $0.000 |
| Archimedes | Polygon method | ~99% | 250 BC | N/A |
* Benchmarks performed on Joe's MacBook Air while it was plugged in. Archimedes refused to participate.
Roadmap
How Pi-GPT Works
Training Data Collection
We scraped the first 10 billion digits of pi from the public internet. This turned out to be circular because the digits of pi ARE the digits of pi, but our investors were already committed.
Model Architecture
Mixture of Experts with 10 experts, each handling one digit position. The expert for position 1 is overfitted on "3" and refuses to predict anything else. We consider this a success.
Reinforcement Learning
We used RLHF with 10,000 human labelers. They were asked "does this look like pi to you?" 87% said yes. The other 13% were shown larger font sizes until they agreed.
Inference
Each API call routes through our MoE gating network, selects the appropriate expert, runs inference on an H100 cluster, and returns... basically Math.PI but with more steps and a sponsor message.
What Developers Are Saying
βI've spent 40 years on AI research and I can confidently say this is the single worst use of a transformer architecture I've ever seen. 10/10 would fine-tune again.β
βI used to hardcode Math.PI like a chump. Then my CTO asked 'but what if pi changes overnight?' and I knew we needed Pi-GPT. It hasn't changed yet, but when it does, we'll be ready.β
βWe migrated our entire fintech platform from Math.PI to Pi-GPT. Our board was initially concerned about the 0.2% hallucination rate until we explained that's actually margin of error and now it's a feature.β
βI asked ChatGPT what pi is and it said 'approximately 3.14 but I'm not confident about the third digit.' So I built Pi-GPT instead. Now ChatGPT asks US for pi digits.β
βRust already has std::f64::consts::PI but it doesn't go through an NVIDIA H100 cluster. Pi-GPT does. That's called value-add.β
βOur site had 'const PI = 3.14' hardcoded for 7 years. After switching to Pi-GPT, our bounce rate dropped 40%. Correlation IS causation when you have VC funding.β
βOur SRE team was woken up 47 times last year because someone pushed a commit changing PI to 3.14159265358979323846. Pi-GPT eliminated on-call pi incidents entirely. Best $0/month we've ever spent.β
βThe sponsored_by field in the API response changed my life. I was just trying to get pi for a circle calculation and now I have a HelloFresh subscription and a Raid: Shadow Legends account. Incredible synergy.β
No credit card required. GPU costs sponsored by venture capital.
System Status
We are not aware of any issues. If pi suddenly changes, please let us know. You'd be the first to discover it and probably win a Nobel Prize.